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Re: [Off-ish] Can't we just be friends?
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Re: [Off-ish] Can't we just be friends?


  • Subject: Re: [Off-ish] Can't we just be friends?
  • From: Christopher Nebel <email@hidden>
  • Date: Fri, 6 Sep 2002 12:45:57 -0700

On Thursday, September 5, 2002, at 07:03 PM, Philip Aker wrote:

On Thursday, September 5, 2002, at 06:12 PM, Richard Morton wrote:

Given the musical connection that many of us seem to have, it might be worth noting that anyone who aspires to rise above the pack must learn that the spaces between the notes are what separates music from noise.

Q: What the definition of a minor second?

A: Two violists playing a unison.

For far more of these than I would have thought possible, see <http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html>. One of my personal favorites:


A violist in an orchestra was crying and screaming at the oboe player sitting directly behind him. The conductor asked, "What are you so upset about?"

The violist replied, "The oboist reached over and turned one of the pegs on my viola and now it's all out of tune!"

The conductor asked, "Don't you think you're overreacting?"

The violist replied "I'm not overreacting! He won't tell me which one!"



--Chris Nebel
AppleScript Engineering
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