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Shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages
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Shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages


  • Subject: Shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages
  • From: Michelle Steiner <email@hidden>
  • Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2012 12:52:10 -0700

Many other languages/operating systems are included.

-- Michelle

http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foot.html

  • Mac OS (System 7)
    • Double-click the gun icon and a window appears, giving a selection for guns, target areas, and balloon help with medical remedies. Click the "shoot" button and a small bomb appears with a note "Bad F-line instruction."
  • Mac OS (System 7.1)
    • Double-click the gun icon and a window appears, giving a selection for guns, target areas, and balloon help with medical remedies. Click the "shoot" button and a small bomb appears with a note "Error of type 1 has occurred."
  • Mac OS 9
    • Double-click the gun icon and a window appears, giving a selection for guns, target areas, and balloon help with medical remedies. Click the "shoot" button and a window appears with the message "You need to install the latest version of CarbonLib. Should I get it for you?" You click "Yes" and your computer hangs.
  • Mac OS X
    • You try to shoot yourself in the foot from the GUI but the gun has inexplicably turned into a bag of Skittles.
    • You open up the Terminal, type sudo shoot -p ~/Library/BodyParts/Preferences/foot.plist, and your kernel panics.



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