Mobile-Android-iOS Gideon, you have something i want - mission to disappear and stop programs-targeting-desktop-and-mobile madness that lays waste to Manda-programmer-lore
Mobile-Android-iOS Gideon, you have something i want - mission to disappear and stop programs-targeting-desktop-and-mobile madness that lays waste to Manda-programmer-lore
- Subject: Mobile-Android-iOS Gideon, you have something i want - mission to disappear and stop programs-targeting-desktop-and-mobile madness that lays waste to Manda-programmer-lore
- From: Sergei Udris via Cocoa-dev <email@hidden>
- Date: Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:25:23 +0300
Mobile-Andriod-iOS Gideon, you have something i want - mission to
disappear and stop a-person-needs-more-than-laptop and a device that
is limited and compressed and makes the reason computer exists -
speaking and programming through keyboard a dirty one-or-two finger
dance
you may think you have some idea of what you are in possession of but you do not
limiting humans into a glass screen size of a palm under the
illusion there is a situation when a light laptop could not be used
instead - even held in one hand - like Obi-Wan Kenobi playing a Jedi
mind-trick on stormtroopers
driving most of programmers into insane inflamed
target-multiple-platforms service - driving focus away from creating
and meaning towards another-house-building - like Moon Knight in
always-one-more-thing eternal service to greedy Khonshu
squeezing the idea of buttons and keyboard made for our spirit to
speak into a finger-twister game - like Worms from Men in Black - they
appear to be friends but Loraine gets kidnapped and they leave the
planet the first chance
normalizing the confusion and disease making everyone now look after
two almost identical droids - laptop and
90%-identical-OS-laptop-with-no-reason-limitations - like your
sweet-smiley parents and family eating animals at a holiday
celebration table while forgetting to celebrate the true holiday -
gift of true health for free - Game Changers and whole foods plant
based vegan diet
distracting programmers from programming peer-to-peer programs and
unseen competitive games - instead like Skurge serving mad
target-mobile-devices-Hela
denying the idea of games with programming language gameplay - and
no, speech-to-text is not keyboard - forcing users to
joystick-only-world-view - like island of Motunui never stepping
forward from deadly our-tradition-is-our-mission
in words of Gandalf - when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?!
soon he will be back with me
plain as Cowspiracy
if Eliud Kipchoge instead of breaking 2 hour barrier ported his
skills to swimming then to fencing then to dancing
if the Republic of torrent clients instead of generating most
traffic and feeding millions multi-targeted multi-everything like
IPFS feeding no one
if Rich Roll instead of saying - i'm vegan, 100% - ported himself to
also a vegetarian neither-here-nor-there on-Mondays-and-some-cheese
hypocrisy
if Jesus delivered two versions of the news of the Kingdom - one
full and another almost full but kind-of-ah-well-smaller-in-palm-hm
even Joker would give up Gotham to them for being scarier villains
he means more to me than you will ever know
even dust of the idea of programming programs but for desktop - light laptops
we shake off of our Seinfeld-Obama-Nike running shoes
but be sure - time when people are guests and travelling light with
a laptop even in trying times when it's cold and there is no chair yet
gotta connect to public wifi and find a route on maps
and competing in fresh competitive peer-to-peer games from their
only device - light laptop with whole keyboard, not a ghost of it
and downloading peer-to-peer torrent food using their full featured
torrent client with find-more-peers-button and not a mobile limited
imposter
is steaming ahead on Hogwarts Express along with Pat Brown and
Impossible Foods mission
both will be served vegan jars of beskar parens ( ) - on des-laptop-ktop
this is the way
:Leslie-Jones there seems to be a new case of heart disease or
diabetes every week around here
:Kenan well, i dont know where it could be coming from - well today
we're gonna be making our honey-butter-fried-pork-casserole
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