Take the byte out of me Mac(h) please
Take the byte out of me Mac(h) please
- Subject: Take the byte out of me Mac(h) please
- From: Robert M Eversole <email@hidden>
- Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2001 15:15:25 -0400
Joel,
Your request for MachPeace is a bit sarcastic and I don't appreciate the
innuendo you may be passing my way. I am offended by you cavalier
comparisons to such things as true world peace. Do you really understand
the true meaning of "MachPeace"? I doubt it!
MachPeace will come only when I take my revenge on all my enemies! I will
summon my super-powers to conquer all those who say derogatory things about
my company.
Who needs to be professional when you have super powers at your disposal?
So all of you who conspire against me may have fair warning, here's my plan:
I will start by using Praxisoft CompassProfile Pro I OEM'ed from Monaco to
characterize the most evil of my competitors tendencies, whether RGB, CMYK
or Hexachrome.
I will then use this characterization in Praxisoft VectorPro to compute the
absolute best recipes for delivering exacting blows to the nose, belly and
PANTONES.
Then, I will take these profiles and VectorPalettes, load them in my
Praxisoft ICC AutoFlow with PDF support and set out at Mach 1 speeds in
either my print-for-pay or contract-proofing inkjet.
Flying above Print 01, I will swoop in and crush my competitors with my
powerful color management weapons leaving all who are seeking answers to
their color workflow questions with little doubt as to will bring them to
the promise land and increase their profit margins!
Then, and only then, will there be true MachPeace and I can go back to
lurking behind the scenes on the ColorSync list.
-- Robert