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  • From: "Arthur J. Knapp" <email@hidden>
  • Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 09:47:51 -0400

> Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 22:05:44 +0200
> Subject: Re: (no subject)
> From: Stefan Seiz <email@hidden>

> On 17.9.2002 18:23 Uhr, Doug Borngasser
>> You might want to set the cron to be:
>> 00 23 * * * root /sbin/shutdown -h now
>> or I think you will be shutting down at 11 am instead of PM.

> Ooooh - oops, as a european I don't pay particular attention to AM/PM and
> just overlooked this ;-)

> I wonder when you Americans will finally catch up with the benefits of the
> metric System and the benefits of a 24Hour clock - it just makes life soooo
> much easier ;-)

;-)

This is just so typical of a European, trying to force your culture onto
America. We don't do that to you, do we?!?!?

;-)

The twenty-four hour clock will simply never work here. If we remove our
shoes and socks, we Americans can count to 12 on our fingers and toes, but
24 would complicate matters too much.

;-)

We tried the metric system once, but it was a bit confusing:

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3-1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickles = 2 paradigms

from:
<http://www.jokesandgames.com/archives/details.php?joke_pk=248&cat_pk=35>

;-)

{ Arthur J. Knapp, of <http://www.STELLARViSIONs.com>
a r t h u r @ s t e l l a r v i s i o n s . c o m
}
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